[EP006] Where do you think...

(Selan is laying, stomach-down, on the short couch in the house as Xeno sits on the other couch, watching TV.)

Selan: Fuuu….

Xeno: There’s nothing on.

Selan: Let’s do something.

Xeno: Like what?

Selan: Like… like attack the city with dinosaurs.

Xeno: Let’s do it.

Selan: Really?

Xeno: No.

Selan: Aww.

(Xeno flips the channel again.)

Selan: Why not?

Xeno: Do we have any dinosaurs?

Selan: Maybe in the garage?

Xeno: Why would there be dinosaurs in the garage?

Selan: I’unno. Everything ends up in the garage. I know I used to have a cape, but it got into the garage…

Xeno: Maybe that’s for the best…

Selan: Hm?

Xeno: No, nevermind.

Selan: Where do you think they sell dinosaurs?

Xeno: They don’t.

Selan: Maybe Wal-mart. I know they sell dinosaur pasta there.

Xeno: Dinosaur pasta does not equal dinosaur.

Selan (calling out): Selanio! Where do they sell dinosaurs?!

Selanio (poking his head out of his room): Dinosaurs?

Selan: You know, like ROAARR, step on houses, wreck up island theme parks.

Selanio: Selanio is pretty sure those are extinct.

Xeno: THANK you.

Selan: I bet we could clone one. We'll make a dinosaur out of SCIENCE.

Xeno: How would we go about doing that?

Selan: I dunno. Selanio knows… chemicals. And things.

Selanio: Selanio knows bombs and his chemistry homework. As amazing as we all know I am, I don’t think dinosaurs are happening.

Selan (pouting): I bet Quantum could make a dinosaur.

Selanio (rolling his eyes): So go ask him for one.

Selan: Selan doesn’t want to get electrocuted again =<

Xeno: Then that’s the end of that.

Selan: I guess…

(Selanio returns to his room. Xeno continues to flip around.)

Selan: … it’s just that, you know, we’d have the element of surprise. Apogee wouldn’t be able to do anything, he’d be too busy sitting there wondering, “A dinosaur? Where the crap did they get that?!” And then of course we’d be riding the dinosaur, which is like every kid’s dream so don’t tell me that isn’t cool.

Xeno: Selan, are you high?

Selan: I’m really not.

Selanio (walking back out): I bet she binged on sugar or something. You know how loopy she gets when her blood sugar gets weird.

Xeno (glaring at Selan): Please tell me you haven’t gotten into any pixie stix.

Selan: Selan has eaten only healthy things today, thank you! I’m completely in my right mind.

Xeno: Are you sure?

Selan (ignoring him): Does Wal-mart sell dinosaur costumes?

Selanio: It’s not October, so Selanio doubts it.

Selan: Aw, buu.

Xeno: Seriously, what is with this dinosaur thing all of a sudden?

Selan: I just thought it’d be cool, is all.

Selanio: Dinosaurs would be badass. They would also be impossible.

Selan: Selan thinks on Halloween we should attack the city dressed as dinosaurs.

Selanio: I’m in.

Xeno: I’m not.

Selanio: You’re so lame, Xeno.

Selan: Seriously! Why don’t you wanna dress up?

Xeno: It’d be stupid.

Selan: It’d be amazing!

Selanio: Just imagine the news reports.

Selan (laughing): Aww man, I hadn’t even thought of that!

Xeno: That’s even worse! That shit’d end up on Youtube, and then everyone’s going to remember us as the villains who dressed up as dinosaurs that one time.

Selan: How is this a bad thing?

Selanio: Just order him to do it or something. I mean, he’s always all like “blah blah Selan’s the leader, blah blah do what she says”, so if you tell him to do it he’s got to, right?

Selan: Selan orders you to dress up like a dinosaur, Xeno!

Xeno: Isn’t this an abuse of your power?

Selan: Selan is a villain. Abusing power is what villains do.

Selanio (nodding): Absolutely right!

Xeno (groaning): This has got to be the stupidest conversation we have ever had.

Selan: Selan can think of a couple stupider ones.

Selanio (snickering): Like the time you wanted to go after Batman?

Selan: That wasn’t—He’s the goddamn Batman! Killing him would send a message, okay?!

Xeno: He isn’t real.

Selan: That’s a liiiieee.

Xeno (looking at his watch): Well, you two can keep talking about dinosaurs and Batman or whatever, I have to get to work.

Selan: Ask Dougal if he knows where to get some dinosaurs and-or dinosaur costumes!

Xeno (going out the door): Not doing it!

(Xeno leaves. Walking out the door, he sighs and shakes his head.)

--End: Episode six